About ReinhardNawKW
How do stones
stop moths eating your
clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !
WainKeallachmw
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day,
Father's have
Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
BernardynKenleyjC
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that's a lot of calories!
JoseSelyvIN
Did you hear about the Montana moron
who went looking for a
gas leak with a safety match?
ParnallPerceMt
A woman called and said, "I need to fly to
Pepsi-Cola
on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to
fly to
Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah,
whatever."
OwynnCaelanJy
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aileen
!
Aileen who ?
Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
DineshTraustixO
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
graveyard
and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''
LukeCrisdeanel
Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out
there?" Kate: "I
don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
ArnettBonnerhG
A boy went into the local department
store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried
on
this escalator.'
The boy then spent the next tow hours
looking for a dog.
SewallGovanSv
Q: What's the difference between getting a
divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get
rid of the whole prick!
AveneillFriedrickwI